Turn the Radio Off by Reel Big Fish
As we all know, UNC lost their most pivotal player of the last three years. All 4 feet and 3 inches of Sam Howell is gone from UNC. They still have very dynamic players on offense including Joshua Downs who absolutely took our lunch money last year. Their defense returns some very young but talented positional players who started to get some burn at the end of last season.
Gene Chizik comes in to coach the defense after a very poor showing last season. While he isn’t the worst option, he’s more so like the substitute teacher of football coaches. He’ll keep the class quiet and they’ll do their work, but he isn’t going to be changing lives. Their offensive line was atrocious last year, ranking close to dead last for hurries against their miniature QB. Boy, Stacy Searels isn’t having a good string of jobs but somehow keeps getting high value jobs, now being the OL coach at UGA.
UNC is Turn the Radio Off because they’re the Ska music of the Coastal. No one is saying they’re very good. But they put on a good concert. No one takes them too seriously, nor should themselves. Great idea for a garage band, but for the love of god, we’ve had enough trumpets.
Razorblade Suitcase by Bush
Don’t get me wrong, I think the Nard Dog is a good coach, and this team has some good pieces. But it’s nothing like last year’s team. Losing a 4 year Heisman contending QB, the best WR in the entire country, among other pieces, isn’t easy to replace at Alabama, let alone in the middle of coal country. This team will be competent. Good enough to go bowling certainly. But if their fans are expecting anything like the last year, get ready for the disappointment train.
Razorblade Suitcase features one good song: Swallowed. The glimmering ballad of the album is an absolute banger, but boy did Bush miss the mark on the rest of this trash album. They wanted to go edgy but instead, just left everyone wanting for more… Don’t let the days go by, Pitt.
Odelay! by Beck
Wooooooooooooof. My momma always taught me that if I don’t have anything nice to say then I shouldn’t say anything at all.
Duke isn’t Odelay! because they are going to be extremely successful and commemorated for being one of the best of the decade. They’re Odelay! because they’re a perdedor, a loser babyyyyy, so every team is gonna kill them. They are really weird, too.