OBB Burns-FSU
We have to call the OBBFD. There were some serious burns this week and we have to at least give them recognition while we conjure up what extinguishment agents to use. The masses had plenty to say after the Hurricanes were embarrassed by FSU 45-3 at Hard Rock Stadium. OBB burns FSU style will have the top clap backs of the week. Starting with….
Honorable Mention
Manny Navarro
The Athletic
Touchdown Miami.
Just wanted to write that.
— Manny Navarro (@Manny_Navarro) November 6, 2022
We feel you Mr. Navarro. The Hurricanes haven’t scored a touchdown in nine quarters. The 3 points vs. FSU was the lowest point total on the year. Fight the good fight though. You are one of the good ones and the only one of us who can restore the name of Manny in this town.
One Alarm Fire (Bronze)
@DiselCane22
How do you spell Gattis?????
Run, Run, Run, Punt
— MiamiisDead #GLAZERSOUT (@DieselCane22) November 6, 2022
Somewhere Dave Wannstedt is smiling and so are we. Ricky Williams ran so much in that format he had to take a necessary hiatus and smoke more weed than Toast. Now we offer delta 8 and delta 9 gummies for that sort of thing. Diesel, at least Lou Hedley gets his work in and we all know he’s the real offensive MVP.
Two Alarm Fire (Silver)
@305MadeAJ
Miami Hurricanes Football has embarrassed me more times then Jada has embarrassed Will Smith and I’ll put my life savings on it.
— Steelers⚫️🟡Heat ⚫️🔴 The U🟠🟢 (@305MadeAJ_) November 6, 2022
That was the slap heard around the world and we hear you @305madeAJ. And you actually changed your AVI because it looked like you lost a bet. But let us ask you a question onto what hurt worse. Chris Rock’s face or this ass whooping the Seminoles just laid on us? Did you know Jada’s character in the movie Low Down Dirty Shame was named peaches. She is far from it.
Three Alarm Fire (Gold)
@dxantman
Mario Cristobal should be the next FEMA director. Man single-handedly evacuated 65000 ppl in less than 3 hours
— Anthony Rucki (@dxantman) November 6, 2022
This tweet did two things. One, made us laugh. Two, made us start this series in its entirety. Anthony might be an FSU fan but at least we can applaud his creativity and honesty. At least we didn’t have to hear the Seminole band play the War Chant as we exited. The band couldn’t afford to come.